Saturday, November 7, 2026

Lipstick on the Mic: Missy Elliott

 

She's lovely

Somewhere along the way, in my 30s, I stopped knowing everything there was to know about current musical acts. I don't know why; I kept my subscription to Rolling Stone until our late 30s. I became even more pathetic in my 40s when I stopped following popular music for the most part. Listening to classic rock, yacht rock, and The Beatles Channel will do that to you. 

But for some reason, Missy Elliott was on my radar.

For one thing, she was strikingly visual and inventive in her music videos, like Supa Dupa Fly, Get Ur Freak On, and The Rain. 

She's catchy as hell, using HBCU marching bands as musicians in songs like "We Run This," which was featured in the WMAS preferred dumb movie night production, "Stick It." 

She claims what she wants in the song Work It, and likes to use old-school R&B and hip-hop samples in her music. 

So what's the middle-aged hip-hop answer to Yacht Rock? I must add it to my playlist. 

In addition to being a performer, she is a writer and producer. 

She was honored with the distinction of being the first female rapper nominated to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Controversial? Not because she's female or a rapper, but because maybe Queen Latifah should have gone in before her. 

Sunday, November 1, 2026

YA Book Club: The Fault in our Stars

 

Battle of the Teens with Cancer

Last month was an angelic teen bride with cancer; this month is foul-mouthed teens with cancer. 

Hazel, who has thyroid cancer that has metastasized into lung cancer, meets Gus, a hottie who is in remission from osteosarcoma but has lost a leg. They are attending a support group for adolescents with the disease, bonding through their mutual friend Isaac, whose girlfriend broke up with him upon finding out he would be losing sight in his second eye, rendering him blind. 

Somehow, love finds a way. 

But not in a hearts-and-flowers sort of way; they are messy, awkward, and have some crazy interests that verge, self-admittedly, into full-on nerd-dom. They bond over sci-fi books, video games, and making fun of the support group in general. 

When they trade favorite books to read and compare notes, Gus is annoyed that there is no definitive conclusion to Hazel's contribution, An Imperial Affliction. Hazel admits she wrote to ask the author, Peter Van Houten, questions, as she has been waiting for a sequel, wondering about the happily ever after. 

Gus, in a grand gesture, tracks down Van Houten and initiates an email correspondence with him. He eventually replies, explaining that he can only answer Hazel's questions in person, and invites her to the Netherlands. Gus surprises Hazel with the news: he has cashed in his "cancer kid" Make-A-Wish for them to fly to Amsterdam to meet Van Houten and get the answers Hazel desperately wants. 

Amsterdam is the setting for the pair to consummate their love and feel normal, if only for a couple of days. But the meeting with Van Houten does not go as planned; they find out the invite was an empty gesture made because he thought "you were too damned sick to actually do it." Lide, who is Van Houten's assistant, admits she made the arrangements for them to come, as well as pay for a romantic dinner, hoping this will help fix the brokenness each is dealing with. In anger, Van Houten fires her.  

Van Houten, a bitter, mean drunk with an affection for Swedish rap, asserts there is nothing to his story; it is pure fiction, and the characters cease to exist once the story is over. He refuses to answer their questions, except for the fate of the character's hamster. He berates them for bothering him, and insults are traded. 

Returning to the States, Gus confesses his cancer is back and is aggressive. Hazel-the-patient becomes Hazel-the-nurse, and is by his side through his final days. Gus asks Hazel and Isaac to grant him a pre-funeral at the church where they meet for group, and dies eight days later. 

The aftermath is a nightmare for Hazel as she finds memorial messages posted to Gus' social media accounts absurd, wondering where all these people have been for the last year. At the funeral, she is surprised to find Van Houten sitting behind her as she is about to eulogize her boyfriend. Hazel goes to the front, and "I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living." 

Van Houten asks Hazel and her parents for a ride to the graveside service while swigging whiskey. He reveals that he and Gus had continued to communicate after their in-person meeting, and Gus had asked Van Houten to redeem himself by attending his funeral and telling Hazel the real end of the story. He cryptically spouts that "life begat life;" Hazel calls him a child and kicks him out of the car. 

A few days later, Hazel visits Isaac to talk and play video games. He reveals that Gus had been at work writing what he hoped would be a suitable sequel to the story Hazel desperately needed. Upon returning to her car, she is startled to realize Van Houten is once again hiding in her back seat. It is then that Van Houten reveals that the girl in his story was his daughter Anna, who died of leukemia when she was eight. When Hazel asks about the fate of the mother and the Dutch Tulip Man, he scolds her for trying to get him to write another book. 

She hunts for Gus's final writings, and cannot find them; it is not on his laptop, not in his notebooks, not tucked away in his collection of books. She then realizes: he must have sent it to Van Houten. She contacts Lide, who goes to the house and finds Van Houten drunk and the letter from Gus on his desk. She demands he read it and respond. Van Houten reviews it and says, "Send it to the girl; I have nothing to add." 

Gus's final gesture was to write a eulogy for Hazel. In it, he declares his love for her and apologizes "for leaving the scar of loss on her." What she means to the world, and how she may not have loved widely, she did deeply. He celebrates her gift for noticing things and paying attention. 

It is a much better book than A Walk to Remember. I finally sat down to watch the movie, and although Willem Dafoe is the perfect choice to play scene-stealing Van Houten, the book is better than the movie. 

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Raised on Country Sunshine: The Story

From the STL graffiti wall

Another great aspect of country music is the tales told: 

Olivia Newton-John, If Not For You

Brandi Carlisle, The Story

Linda Ronstadt, Poor Poor Pitiful Me

Lucinda Williams, Are You All Right

Emmylou Harris, In My Dreams

The Chicks, Traveling Soldier

Alison Krauss, I Will

Juice Newton, Angel of the Morning

The Judds, Mama He's Crazy

Roseanne Cash, Seven Year Ache

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

That's It, Just One Line: Dancing Barefoot

 "She is addicted to thee"

Such a great song, there are almost too many lines to choose from. 

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

The Fifth Beatle: Pete Best

The hair that couldn't be tamed into a Beatles cut. Curly girls understand.

What to say about Pete Best? 

Kind of a hottie. 

Apparently, he didn't have much to say while he was a Beatle, known to be silent and kinda grouchy, which is a feat considering George was in the group. 

There was a mild scandal in Liverpool when his mother, Mona, had a baby, Roag, with the Beatles' road manager. (In a fascinating twist, Roag's daughter, Pete's niece, will be playing John's Aunt Mimi in one of the Beatles biopics currently in production.)

He made big bank - about $4 million - in the 90s when Anthology 1 came out, officially giving him 10 recording credits for songs like Searchin', Three Cool Cats (which means he made my 2024 top 25), Sheik of Araby, and yet another version of Love Me Do, which is admittedly terrible. 

He was quite upset with the dismissal and the subsequent crass put-downs by the Fabs in the media, to the extent that he sued them for defamation. While the Anthology money was a soothing balm in the '90s, Pete says the band never really apologized for the way he was fired. Paul and George admit it was awkward and immature.

Yet in interviews, he appears to be a kind and friendly man; he has been married to his wife, Kathy, since 1963 and has been an in-demand performer with the Pete Best Band, finally retiring in 2025. He has taken his moment in history in stride, with movie cameos, fanfest appearances, television commercials, and his name and likeness appearing in films and documentaries about the Beatles. It is also he who provided the only color video of them playing at the Cavern Club for the video Now and Then. 

Not bad for the Silent Beatle. 

Monday, October 12, 2026

LHOTR 2.0: Now We're Getting Somewhere

Siding on! 
Lawn graded!

So what's next? 
We chose a new blue for Will's room. I'll keep to myself that the Jacaranda was a club The Beatles played back in the early days. 

I think we found the floor at Menards after a wild goose chase to Byron Center that was a bust.

Save big money! 

Say yes to flowering bushes and shrubs: say no to trees for landscaping. 

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Lipstick on the Mic: Patty Smyth and Patti Smith

She is The Warrior


She is Dancing Barefoot

I hate the compare/contrast method of storytelling because I don't want to give the impression that I prefer one artist over the other. But I am so drawn to the similarity of their name to wonder out loud if there are parallels in their story. 

Patti Smith was born in Chicago, 1946. Patty Smyth was born in New York, 1957.

Patti started her career in the 60s as a teenage poet and performance artist. Patty started as a teenage singer, performing at folk and comedy clubs in the 70s. 

Patti shunned any sort of girly persona and was comfortable adopting an androgynous look as a model for the famous photographer Robert Mapplethorpe. Patty wore prom dresses as costumes for early music videos shown on the fledgling new network MTV. 

Patti tore your heart out in Because the Night. Patty tore it out in Sometimes Love Ain't Enough. 

Patti married Fred from the punk band MC5. Patty married temperamental tennis star John McEnroe. Both of these men said motherfucker, a lot. 

Patti was an indie rock favorite who left her recording career in 1980 to focus on marriage and family, until Fred died in 1994. Patty was asked to lead the band Van Halen after David Lee Roth left; pregnant at the time, she turned down the gig to focus on her marriage and family. 

Essential to any playlist: Patti - Dancing Barefoot; Patty - The Warrior. 

Lipstick on the Mic: Missy Elliott

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