Typing Out Loud: Retirement Careers

At the Neon Museum in Las Vegas. I could do museum work... 

At the tender age of 56, I have an eye on September 15, 2034, as my last day of everyday career employment, but not necessarily my last day of work. Funny that I would be writing this on the last day of work before the winter holiday break!

So what will I do with my free time? Dave and I, in addition to our old-people affection for porches, house projects, and whatnot, have started to discuss what we are going to do with ourselves once we hand in our keys. 

The simplest one for me is judging will probably occupy most of my free time, from test sessions to finally making it to those high school events in the Detroit area that I can't do during the week. Maybe that will compel me to travel more and actually allow clubs to put me up in hotels so I can take my time in areas I'm visiting instead of rushing back home. 

I also look to my mother-in-law for inspiration. She is a volunteer docent at the Grand Rapids Public Museum, working once a week. She enjoys the kids and educating them on things like fossils, vintage toys, and plants. I would love to be a docent at the GRAM, talk about abstract expressionism or take people through craft projects.

Or maybe like my mom, who, after retiring, went to work at the library to catalog books and teach genealogy. While that is not my bag, I would love to be involved in story time, maybe take on an elder Laura Ingalls persona, teach kids old-timey skills, and let them dream about adventure. 

Or take an easy-pay, low-risk, couple of hours a day job, prepping and feeding kids at lunch at the high school. I can't believe I didn't put working at a thrift store on this list initially!

It's going to be interesting to explore retirement "careers" in the next few years. I don't see either one of us idly sitting on our hands watching TV. But slowing down does seem like a dream come true. 

The Cereal Project: Bowl and Spoon

We have a Cardinals bowl just like this, easily adapted to fit our movie promo

In our kitchen, we have promotional bowls from Spartan Stores, Kellogg's, the Whitecaps, and Spaghettios. We also have collectible Star Wars spoons that change color in cold milk.

We have to tie the movie back to the cereal. I mean, it's all about finding the prize IN a box of cereal after all. 

I want a set - a bowl and a spoon. Logically, a spoon is smaller than a bowl. How about you get the spoon free in a box of cereal, but in a classic additional promo, you send away for the bowl? 

Cam's morning.

People can choose from various movie quotes or designs to submit for their bowl.  

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That's a wrap on the Cereal Project! I don't know what I enjoyed more, creating the prizes or imagining the movie for the promotion. To be honest, I'm surprised no one has greenlit sequels of movies featuring Hughes' teenagers all grown up.  Bender, Claire, and Allison from The Breakfast Club; the Baker family, Farmer Ted, Long Duck Dong, and Jake in 16 Candles; Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in Weird Science; Keith, Watts, and Amanda in Some Kind of Wonderful; Andie, Duckie, and Iona in Pretty in Pink; they all still lovingly exist for fans in his quirky universe. 

Lipstick on the Mic: The 5. 6. 7. 8s

 

Woo hoo hoo hoo

You know them but you don't: they appeared as the house band for the Toyko club House of Blue Leaves in the movie and soundtrack to Kill Bill, they've had their songs sampled in various commercials, participated in several festivals, served as the opening act for several big names, and is a favorite on Little Steven's Underground Garage. 

From Wikipedia: 

The 5.6.7.8's formed when Sachiko and Yoshiko "Ronnie" Fujiyama, two sisters from Tokyo who both shared a passion for rock and roll, founded the band in 1986 with two other members. Originally, the line-up consisted of Yoshiko on vocals and guitar, Rico on second guitar, Yoshie on bass guitar and Sachiko on drums. After several line-up changes (including the bassist Yoshiko "Yama" Yamaguchi, who was the bassist featured in the Kill Bill movie), the band eventually became a trio after Rico's and Yoshie's departures. Yoshiko and Sachiko are still the main components in the band, and now Akiko Omo has rejoined the band as the bass guitarist (She originally joined the 5.6.7.8's in the early 1990s)...

... The 5.6.7.8's music draws from multiple genres of American music, including rock and roll, surf, rockabilly, doo-wop, punk rock, and psychobilly. According to Yoshiko "Ronnie" Fujiyama, the band wanted to "deconstruct rock 'n' roll into punk music by using distortion and noise and screaming." The band's influences include Chuck Berry and Sex Pistols. The 5.6.7.8's sound has been classified as garage rock, rock and roll, garage punk, punk rock, rockabilly, roots rock, surf punk, and surf rock.

Notable songs include Woo Hoo, Walk Like Jayne Mansfield, I'm Blue, and The Barracuda. 

December 2025: The Fifth Monkee, Bob Rafelson

A wool hat and a couple of buttons away from the full-on Monkees uniform

The man behind the curtain. I'm tired, so I'm lifting this from imdb: 

Bob Rafelson was an American film director, writer, and producer. He is regarded as one of the founders of the New Hollywood movement in the 1970s. Among his best-known films are Five Easy Pieces (1970), The King of Marvin Gardens (1972), and The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981). He was also one of the creators of the pop group and TV series The Monkees (1965) along with Bert Schneider.

From wiki:

Rafelson said that the idea for the show was inspired by his own misadventures while playing in a band in Mexico, which predated A Hard Day's Night. Rafelson said, "I had conceived the show before The Beatles existed," and it was based on his time as an itinerant musician more interested in having fun than in earning a living. Raybert Productions sold the idea to Screen Gems, and the band that they created was The Monkees.

Rafelson and Schneider won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series as producers in 1967. He has cited the series' "radically different way of cutting and doing a half-hour comedy because there were interviews that were interspersed [and] there was documentary footage."

He was nominated for an Oscar for Five Easy Pieces and had a long, successful career, retiring in 2002. He passed from cancer in 2022.

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That's a wrap on the Fifth Monkee feature in the blog. I feel like this P.S. to the post is kind of like the end credits to the Christmas episode, where they gave shout-outs to the crew, including the girls in the front office. 

Who else would I have included? Character actors like Butch Patrick, Vincent Beck, Art Lewis, Rip Taylor, Mike Farrell, Richard Kiel, and Len Lesser who had a late career revival as Uncle Leo on Seinfeld. 

Speaking of, other guests who had notable careers like Joey Forman (comedian), Alex Hay (model), Heather North (voice actress), Billie Hayes (dancer), Carl Ballantine (Magician), Paul Mazursky (director), Bobby Sherman (singer), David Draper (bodybuilding), Liberace (musician), and Anita Mann (choreographer).

James Frawley, who voiced Mr. Schneider and was a producer/ director for the show, should be mentioned. 

Credit to the Wrecking Crew who provided backing tracks. Producer Chip Douglas. I didn't know Glen Campbell, Stephen Stills, and Neil Young played on Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, and Jones, Ltd.! And special recognition to Jack Nicholson who helped produce and write the movie Head.